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note 562

2024.05.22

i once tried being green. it was trivial for me

note 563

2024.05.22

well if it’s not important, then why do i think about it so much? checkmate

galaxy beam

2024.05.07

note 561

2024.04.16

me and my boys just posted up in the most nutrient dense part of the substrate

note 559

2024.04.12

P.T. Barnum [suddenly getting sentimental]: a sucker dies every minute

note 560

2024.04.12

why would i check my spam folder for your message. did you send me spam?

note 557

2024.03.23

my hindsight is 20/80. what the hell happened, man

note 558

2024.03.23

being a cheerleader sounds like fun. smiling, dancing, waving around pom poms. what’s not to like

iguana lounge

2024.03.23

note 556

2024.03.19

sitting in my chair and waiting for the future

note 554

2024.03.06

just got a voucher that says i’m not traffic

note 555

2024.03.06

latest gen smart phones are microwave safe

welcome to my lair

2024.02.18

note 553

2024.02.15

my bad habit is i involuntarily smile when people tell me bad news from their lives. like i’m so sorry for you but i’m so happy that you told me <3

beautiful vhs

2024.02.05

note 552

2024.02.02

i hate culprits

curriculum for a human body

2024.02.02

note 551

2024.01.31

get ready for Torment February

my idea for a sport

2024.01.20

(the best name i can think of is “skipball” but i think there must be a better one)

skipball is played on a basketball court in teams of 4. the offense starts on the baseline with one player holding a racquetball. the defense starts behind half court. the offense gets a point if they can run the ball across the opponent’s baseline without the player holding the ball ever being touched. the offense is allowed to pass the ball to each other, but the ball has to bounce exactly once before it reaches the other player. players are not allowed to hold or push each other.

skipball is played as best of 5 sets with each team getting 11 tries per set to score points. if you score on the 11th try, you get to continue doing tries until you fail one.

note 550

2024.01.11

663: for when 663 is enough