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just got a voucher that says i’m not traffic
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latest gen smart phones are microwave safe
welcome to my lair
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my bad habit is i involuntarily smile when people tell me bad news from their lives. like i’m so sorry for you but i’m so happy that you told me <3
beautiful vhs
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i hate culprits
curriculum for a human body
- track an animal by sound
- search a landscape for signs of movement
- chase a person or animal
- manipulate a delicate thread
- tie two objects together
- pull yourself onto a high platform
- climb a tree or rock
- look for an object in the darkness
- throw something at a target
- lift or drag a heavy object
- judge whether a food is safe to eat
- swim to a shore
- dive fully beneath the water
- run a long distance
- walk a very long distance
- carry something a long distance
- change direction sharply while running
- identify an object by touch
- swing a heavy object
- interact with a large animal
- identify a plant
- walk barefoot on uneven terrain
- run on an uneven surface
- judge time by the position of the sun
- identify a star or constellation
- navigate an unfamiliar area without a map
- jump over a gap
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get ready for Torment February
my idea for a sport
(the best name i can think of is “skipball” but i think there must be a better one)
skipball is played on a basketball court in teams of 4. the offense starts on the baseline with one player holding a racquetball. the defense starts behind half court. the offense gets a point if they can run the ball across the opponent’s baseline without the player holding the ball ever being touched. the offense is allowed to pass the ball to each other, but the ball has to bounce exactly once before it reaches the other player. players are not allowed to hold or push each other.
skipball is played as best of 5 sets with each team getting 11 tries per set to score points. if you score on the 11th try, you get to continue doing tries until you fail one.
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663: for when 663 is enough
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i think the new hip trend for teens will be saying chinese phrases & mocking people who can’t pronounce them well
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Lake “Wobegon” is wildly overhyped if you ask me
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see you later this year… NOT!!!
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board game with no rules just cool cryptic art
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612: for when 611 isn’t enough
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Hey guys, it’s me, The Virtuous Rapper, and today I’m going to be rapping about compassion and humility.
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does anyone know a good starter bank for someone who is just getting into heisting
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orpheic thinking works
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you better watch out bitch. i just got +1/+1 and trample until end of turn
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oho—your cage hasn’t but a fraction the beauty and splendor of mine!