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note 554

2024.03.06

just got a voucher that says i’m not traffic

note 555

2024.03.06

latest gen smart phones are microwave safe

welcome to my lair

2024.02.18

note 553

2024.02.15

my bad habit is i involuntarily smile when people tell me bad news from their lives. like i’m so sorry for you but i’m so happy that you told me <3

beautiful vhs

2024.02.05

note 552

2024.02.02

i hate culprits

curriculum for a human body

2024.02.02

note 551

2024.01.31

get ready for Torment February

my idea for a sport

2024.01.20

(the best name i can think of is “skipball” but i think there must be a better one)

skipball is played on a basketball court in teams of 4. the offense starts on the baseline with one player holding a racquetball. the defense starts behind half court. the offense gets a point if they can run the ball across the opponent’s baseline without the player holding the ball ever being touched. the offense is allowed to pass the ball to each other, but the ball has to bounce exactly once before it reaches the other player. players are not allowed to hold or push each other.

skipball is played as best of 5 sets with each team getting 11 tries per set to score points. if you score on the 11th try, you get to continue doing tries until you fail one.

note 550

2024.01.11

663: for when 663 is enough

note 549

2024.01.03

i think the new hip trend for teens will be saying chinese phrases & mocking people who can’t pronounce them well

note 548

2024.01.02

Lake “Wobegon” is wildly overhyped if you ask me

note 547

2023.12.31

see you later this year… NOT!!!

note 546

2023.12.03

board game with no rules just cool cryptic art

note 545

2023.11.26

612: for when 611 isn’t enough

note 544

2023.11.16

Hey guys, it’s me, The Virtuous Rapper, and today I’m going to be rapping about compassion and humility.

note 543

2023.11.06

does anyone know a good starter bank for someone who is just getting into heisting

note 542

2023.11.05

orpheic thinking works

note 541

2023.09.26

you better watch out bitch. i just got +1/+1 and trample until end of turn

note 540

2023.09.21

oho—your cage hasn’t but a fraction the beauty and splendor of mine!