shortform

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hey, loser\u2014the 1930s called, they want their outfit back! they’re also not doing so great, they asked us to please send them some help

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vtuber is internet slang for virtual potato

zippermouth

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this is what pac-man looks like at a microscopic level https://t.co/6RqEvRM14T

plum man

the bronk

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i’m going to send you to hell, and then destroy hell

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they both say, ‘Land, ho!’

thank you for your patience

evilsmiley

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what do a pirate and a rude air traffic controller have in common?

punchline coming tomorrow

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android fuck off. jonkerOS runs on three TRILLION devices

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loving these new Pokemon they added https://t.co/MeimJrHII8

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when is congress gonna start writing some laws against Evil

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new on the history channel: Andrew Johnson: Was He The Father Of Lyndon B. Johnson?

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smoking, drinking and vaping right now. just to get it out of the way

bigfoot

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turning 21 soon, can’t wait to find out what this whole “alcohol” thing is about

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state lotteries are like a reverse welfare program

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i like how weather websites try to do clickbait, but to stay on-brand they make it all weather-related clickbait

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photorealistic martin egg https://t.co/56X1r3dzS0