note 564
you have NO intangibles, NO x-factor, and not even a LICK of je ne sais quoi!!!
volleypong
Volleypong is a sport invented on lunch break at MAQ Software. I think it is fun. It’s played like regular doubles ping pong but with the following rule changes:
- You can set the ball, like in volleyball. (That is, you can hit it in the air to your teammate.)
- Your team must set the ball to each other once or twice before hitting it to the other side.
- All shots must hit both sides of the table (like how serves are hit in regular ping pong).
- On the initial serve of the point, you can only set the ball once.
The game is still in an exploratory phase as we get decent at it. But I think it has strong potential. I encourage any ping pong enthusiasts to try this for themselves and get back to me.
note 562
i once tried being green. it was trivial for me
note 563
well if it’s not important, then why do i think about it so much? checkmate
galaxy beam
note 561
me and my boys just posted up in the most nutrient dense part of the substrate
note 559
P.T. Barnum [suddenly getting sentimental]: a sucker dies every minute
note 560
why would i check my spam folder for your message. did you send me spam?
note 557
my hindsight is 20/80. what the hell happened, man
note 558
being a cheerleader sounds like fun. smiling, dancing, waving around pom poms. what’s not to like
iguana lounge
note 556
sitting in my chair and waiting for the future
note 554
just got a voucher that says i’m not traffic
note 555
latest gen smart phones are microwave safe
welcome to my lair
note 553
my bad habit is i involuntarily smile when people tell me bad news from their lives. like i’m so sorry for you but i’m so happy that you told me <3
beautiful vhs
note 552
i hate culprits
curriculum for a human body
- track an animal by sound
- search a landscape for signs of movement
- chase a person or animal
- manipulate a delicate thread
- tie two objects together
- pull yourself onto a high platform
- climb a tree or rock
- look for an object in the darkness
- throw something at a target
- lift or drag a heavy object
- judge whether a food is safe to eat
- swim to a shore
- dive fully beneath the water
- run a long distance
- walk a very long distance
- carry something a long distance
- change direction sharply while running
- identify an object by touch
- swing a heavy object
- interact with a large animal
- identify a plant
- walk barefoot on uneven terrain
- run on an uneven surface
- judge time by the position of the sun
- identify a star or constellation
- navigate an unfamiliar area without a map
- jump over a gap
note 551
get ready for Torment February