note 561
me and my boys just posted up in the most nutrient dense part of the substrate
note 559
P.T. Barnum [suddenly getting sentimental]: a sucker dies every minute
note 560
why would i check my spam folder for your message. did you send me spam?
note 557
my hindsight is 20/80. what the hell happened, man
note 558
being a cheerleader sounds like fun. smiling, dancing, waving around pom poms. what’s not to like
iguana lounge
note 556
sitting in my chair and waiting for the future
note 554
just got a voucher that says i’m not traffic
note 555
latest gen smart phones are microwave safe
welcome to my lair
note 553
my bad habit is i involuntarily smile when people tell me bad news from their lives. like i’m so sorry for you but i’m so happy that you told me <3
beautiful vhs
note 552
i hate culprits
curriculum for a human body
- track an animal by sound
- search a landscape for signs of movement
- chase a person or animal
- manipulate a delicate thread
- tie two objects together
- pull yourself onto a high platform
- climb a tree or rock
- look for an object in the darkness
- throw something at a target
- lift or drag a heavy object
- judge whether a food is safe to eat
- swim to a shore
- dive fully beneath the water
- run a long distance
- walk a very long distance
- carry something a long distance
- change direction sharply while running
- identify an object by touch
- swing a heavy object
- interact with a large animal
- identify a plant
- walk barefoot on uneven terrain
- run on an uneven surface
- judge time by the position of the sun
- identify a star or constellation
- navigate an unfamiliar area without a map
- jump over a gap
note 551
get ready for Torment February
my idea for a sport
(the best name i can think of is “skipball” but i think there must be a better one)
skipball is played on a basketball court in teams of 4. the offense starts on the baseline with one player holding a racquetball. the defense starts behind half court. the offense gets a point if they can run the ball across the opponent’s baseline without the player holding the ball ever being touched. the offense is allowed to pass the ball to each other, but the ball has to bounce exactly once before it reaches the other player. players are not allowed to hold or push each other.
skipball is played as best of 5 sets with each team getting 11 tries per set to score points. if you score on the 11th try, you get to continue doing tries until you fail one.
note 550
663: for when 663 is enough
note 549
i think the new hip trend for teens will be saying chinese phrases & mocking people who can’t pronounce them well
note 548
Lake “Wobegon” is wildly overhyped if you ask me
note 547
see you later this year… NOT!!!