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2021.03.06

lettuce rhymes with Kentucky

note 263

2021.03.03

the US is the only country with .gov domains, so really all the other governments are fakes

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2021.03.01

in the uk they call it Goghurt

note 261

2021.02.28

my acceptance speech: “this recognition is great, but something more important needs to be recognized. they call this award show the Golden Globes, but the globe in today’s world is Not golden. together, we can change that”

note 260

2021.02.22

USDC is going to spike any day now

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2021.02.21

a baker’s dozen is 13, but a faker’s dozen is 11

note 256

2021.02.18

need to make some more real life friends to boost my follower count

note 257

2021.02.18

when i was 8 i sat down at the computer, selected the lightning bolt page border style, and thought “i am going to write a novel in the SECOND person”

note 258

2021.02.18

need to make some more real life friends to boost my follower count

martin egg (closeup)

2021.02.17

martin egg (closeup)

martin egg

2021.02.17

martin egg

martin egg self-actualizes

2021.02.17

martin egg self-actualizes

note 255

2021.02.17

creating a new Easter mascot that’s a big egg with eyes. his name is Martin Egg

note 254

2021.02.14

happy pi minus one day

note 253

2021.02.12

if a tree falls in a forest and no one observes it, it exhibits quantum interference on its way to the ground

note 252

2021.02.10

power is not only a fantasy

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2021.02.09

as it turns out, doing an unboxing livestream costs a lot of money

note 249

2021.02.07

the past tense of wake is wook

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2021.02.07

the two biggest cities in Missouri are both on its borders. basically the closest you can get to not being in Missouri. and can you blame them

note 248

2021.02.04

twitter’s new policy to improve engagement: after 24 hours without visiting the site your account has a 1% chance of being permanently deleted