shortform

note 35

me: highly intellectual meta-humor

other human(s) present: confusion, probably because they are fuckign stupid

note 34

gingivitis. i had totally forgotten that was a word until now

note 33

sorry polymaths, but i like to keep it to one math at a time

note 32

if ur blind, every date u go on is a blind date. think about that

note 31

window is just another word for a transparent pane allowing you to see through a wall

note 30

not hipster, but i’ve had a unisex bathroom in my house for years. just sayin

HUMBLE. (surf rock cover)

with cooper

HUMBLE. (surf rock cover 2)

with cooper

lo-fi beads

with cooper

lo-fi pete

loest-fi skeet

this one is just lo-fi beads but we played it back into a guitar pickup and recorded what came out of the amp. and added random ukulele and such

note 29

not to brag but i just totally had a monster dump

note 28

if you think being green is hard, try being a shag carpet

note 27

no one can tell that you’re bleeding when you’re swimming in a pool of blood

note 26

the water cycle is not eligible for the presidency in 2020. any organization with the aims of putting the water cycle in office is unfortunately misguided

note 24

oh no, i wanted to distinguish myself from the cyber-monkeys that have come to rule the earth, but i too have become a cyber-monkey

note 25

quiz: which type of pea are you?

• (y/n) you like that boom boom pow
• (y/n) them chickens jackin’ your style
• (y/n) they try to copy your swagger
• (y/n) you live in a pod

note 23

new 100% successful dating trick! get any girl you like! i call it the petrarch method

note 22

there’s a certain sense of freedom that comes from driving to the store and buying two lemons

note 21

has anyone else noticed how pointy needles are