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2017.08.23

Find Out Your TRUE Personality!!! [question 2 of 5] If you had a daughter, would you name her Turmeric? Why or why not?

note 40

2017.08.21

i triple dog dare you to look directly at the sun

note 39

2017.08.17

alberta, canada. imagine that.

note 38

2017.08.01

there’s no time like 10:24:22 pm, july 6 1992

note 37

2017.07.28

AND YOU STILL ONLY TRUST THE FIRST SIMULATION

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2017.07.19

captain’s log. day 36

mistook an alien for a peppermint and ate it. i can’t feel my ears anymore. also i forgot what lemonade looks like. maybe this is how gods feel when they create new worlds

note 35

2017.07.18

me: highly intellectual meta-humor

other human(s) present: confusion, probably because they are fuckign stupid

note 34

2017.07.16

gingivitis. i had totally forgotten that was a word until now

note 33

2017.07.15

sorry polymaths, but i like to keep it to one math at a time

note 32

2017.07.02

if ur blind, every date u go on is a blind date. think about that

note 31

2017.06.26

window is just another word for a transparent pane allowing you to see through a wall

note 30

2017.06.20

not hipster, but i’ve had a unisex bathroom in my house for years. just sayin

HUMBLE. (surf rock cover)

2017.06.19

with cooper

HUMBLE. (surf rock cover 2)

2017.06.19

with cooper

lo-fi beads

2017.06.19

with cooper

lo-fi pete

2017.06.19

loest-fi skeet

2017.06.19

this one is just lo-fi beads but we played it back into a guitar pickup and recorded what came out of the amp. and added random ukulele and such

note 29

2017.06.07

not to brag but i just totally had a monster dump

note 28

2017.05.30

if you think being green is hard, try being a shag carpet

note 27

2017.05.27

no one can tell that you’re bleeding when you’re swimming in a pool of blood