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athenian plays not showing violence onstage because “it’s obscene” is an awfully convenient excuse for “we can’t afford special effects”

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i started using the unix time at update release to version my software package, but i’m realizing this may not be a sustainable solution in 20 years

note 219

a more apt name for pangram would be ‘pangramqwetyuiosdfhjklzxcvb’

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(me doin a good thing) “man! my BSR [bird to stone ratio] is off the charts today”

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calling someone a snack is a complement, but it gets dicey if you’re too specific about it. what i’m saying is, sorry to the person i compared to a bag of Trader Joe’s Pringles

note 216

they should ask Jo Jorgensen whether she’ll concede the election if she loses

note 215

if you answer questions badly so they don’t select you for jury duty, they will write down your name. if you get tried yourself, they know your peers are the least appealing jury candidates available

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evade data collectors by encrypting your communications. vigenere cipher for my next tweet is BONGMICE

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fantasy authors make up place names that mean things like “Home of the Broad-Necked Eagles,” which is cool but a more realistic meaning would be something like “it means Big Town but in a different language”

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u know she freaky if she got that vagina dentata

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disappointing to watch my brethren unwittingly hasten their doom. fools, the lot of them! i hasten mine wittingly

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this water is gonna leave my body ASAP! (As Soon As Pissable)

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standing desks too expensive? just put your keyboard and monitor on springs

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sad to see that Fake Crime podcasting never really took off

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we live in the information age, which is just wonderful for an information lover such as myself

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if you can’t tell two twins apart, call them both by the same name so you’re guaranteed to get one of them right

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in 2021 FitBit’s releasing a new watch that can say “They’ll have the salad” if you go to a restaurant without taking enough steps that day

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having beliefs is the first step toward being wrong

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my dog would beg to eat rat poison if she heard me cutting it up