notes

note 561

me and my boys just posted up in the most nutrient dense part of the substrate

note 559

P.T. Barnum [suddenly getting sentimental]: a sucker dies every minute

note 560

why would i check my spam folder for your message. did you send me spam?

note 557

my hindsight is 20/80. what the hell happened, man

note 558

being a cheerleader sounds like fun. smiling, dancing, waving around pom poms. what’s not to like

note 556

sitting in my chair and waiting for the future

note 554

just got a voucher that says i’m not traffic

note 555

latest gen smart phones are microwave safe

note 553

my bad habit is i involuntarily smile when people tell me bad news from their lives. like i’m so sorry for you but i’m so happy that you told me <3

note 552

i hate culprits

note 551

get ready for Torment February

note 550

663: for when 663 is enough

note 549

i think the new hip trend for teens will be saying chinese phrases & mocking people who can’t pronounce them well

note 548

Lake “Wobegon” is wildly overhyped if you ask me

note 547

see you later this year… NOT!!!

note 546

board game with no rules just cool cryptic art

note 545

612: for when 611 isn’t enough

note 544

Hey guys, it’s me, The Virtuous Rapper, and today I’m going to be rapping about compassion and humility.

note 543

does anyone know a good starter bank for someone who is just getting into heisting

note 542

orpheic thinking works