notes

note 618

my favorite type of math problem is when there is some sort of bug on a grid.

note 619

Your verification code is 394285708513891370587247385623879459623475

note 617

i lost all my money on kalshi, but not the sports part. i was doing 6-leg parlays on french parliament and the consumer price index

note 616

the word “so” is trending lately. keep an ear out for it

note 615

(guy who forgot to open the box first) this shit tastes like cardboard

note 614

there’s 1 side to every mobius coin.

note 613

taking a hero dose of mucinex

note 612

There are sprints where nothing happens; and there are story points where epics happen.

note 611

Your verification code is 2. Don’t share this number with anyone else.

note 610

snakes only want friends and companionship. just like us

note 609

im tilt shifting a photograph of you to make you look 2 inches tall

note 607

worm 1: would you love me if was a worm

worm 2: no

worm 1: aw man

worm 2: we can still be friends though

note 608

no my party is not Y2K themed. it’s December 4th, 2000 themed. Jeff Garcia had just had that huge game against the Chargers. remember?

note 606

being a little forest elf is serious business.

note 605

if things keep going the way they’re going… i might have to rage against the machine

note 604

the way out store called. they said everything’s out of stock except through

note 603

i’m writing the Die Hard of christmas songs. it’s not about christmas per se, but it does happen on christmas

note 602

i am now selling the world’s strongest placebo. the placebo effect you get from this thing will be insane

note 601

ladies can’t get enough of my elaborate plumage

note 600

why would a spider bite you. that’s so mean