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note 552

2024.02.02

i hate culprits

note 551

2024.01.31

get ready for Torment February

note 550

2024.01.11

663: for when 663 is enough

note 549

2024.01.03

i think the new hip trend for teens will be saying chinese phrases & mocking people who can’t pronounce them well

note 548

2024.01.02

Lake “Wobegon” is wildly overhyped if you ask me

note 547

2023.12.31

see you later this year… NOT!!!

note 546

2023.12.03

board game with no rules just cool cryptic art

note 545

2023.11.26

612: for when 611 isn’t enough

note 544

2023.11.16

Hey guys, it’s me, The Virtuous Rapper, and today I’m going to be rapping about compassion and humility.

note 543

2023.11.06

does anyone know a good starter bank for someone who is just getting into heisting

note 542

2023.11.05

orpheic thinking works

note 541

2023.09.26

you better watch out bitch. i just got +1/+1 and trample until end of turn

note 540

2023.09.21

oho—your cage hasn’t but a fraction the beauty and splendor of mine!

note 539

2023.09.14

(getting fired) this could have been an email.

note 538

2023.09.08

i’ve been preparing to be 23 my whole life

not 537

2023.08.26

my contributions to science have gone unnoticed due to their unimportance and dubious veracity

note 536

2023.08.25

sex criminals sound like they should be cooler than other criminals, but actually they are much less cool

note 535

2023.08.20

in court, the next worst thing after a death sentence is a life sentence

note 534

2023.08.15

i refuse to clip my toenails until we do something about gun violence in this country

note 533

2023.08.14

some of you wouldn’t last a minute inside my murder chamber