note 552
i hate culprits
note 551
get ready for Torment February
note 550
663: for when 663 is enough
note 549
i think the new hip trend for teens will be saying chinese phrases & mocking people who can’t pronounce them well
note 548
Lake “Wobegon” is wildly overhyped if you ask me
note 547
see you later this year… NOT!!!
note 546
board game with no rules just cool cryptic art
note 545
612: for when 611 isn’t enough
note 544
Hey guys, it’s me, The Virtuous Rapper, and today I’m going to be rapping about compassion and humility.
note 543
does anyone know a good starter bank for someone who is just getting into heisting
note 542
orpheic thinking works
note 541
you better watch out bitch. i just got +1/+1 and trample until end of turn
note 540
oho—your cage hasn’t but a fraction the beauty and splendor of mine!
note 539
(getting fired) this could have been an email.
note 538
i’ve been preparing to be 23 my whole life
not 537
my contributions to science have gone unnoticed due to their unimportance and dubious veracity
note 536
sex criminals sound like they should be cooler than other criminals, but actually they are much less cool
note 535
in court, the next worst thing after a death sentence is a life sentence
note 534
i refuse to clip my toenails until we do something about gun violence in this country
note 533
some of you wouldn’t last a minute inside my murder chamber