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yeah i have Body Image Issues. the Issue is not enough women have been entranced by Images of my Body
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love it when newspapers attribute information to “sources”. oh i thought you conjured it from thin air
note 457
hiiiiii what if we played a little game called We bare our souls to each other and form an everlasting bond? just a thought i had. lol
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(at subway) can i order the train? haha! just kidding, i know you are a sandwich shop. can i order the sandwich
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(being shoved into a locker and crying) its a good thing i have such a rich inner life. or i would be really mad right now
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(on america’s got talent) hi judges. my talent is avant-garde performance art. around my neck is an electric shock collar, which every member of the audience is able to trigger by downloading a free app on their phone
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girl are you drunk. because your the only henn i sey
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(as god is unleashing his wrath on me) loooooll im living rent free in ur head bro. u salty, god? lol (i get smited and explode instantly)
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thats right! i omit apostrophes sometimes! why? because i dont give A FUCK!!!!!!!!! #rebel
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grandmas secret ingredient was Natural and artificial Flavors
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(me when i see a cool manifold) omg, this is going in my top ten manifolds of all time video
note 448
villains need to learn to do their own bidding. i am not going to keep doing it for them
note 447
i tried to warn everyone about 9/11 before it happened, but i was 1 year old so no one understood me. so sorry to everyone that i was not older.
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does anyone know if we still live in a society? is that, like, still a thing?
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friday was the name of the drug. the cowboy was on drugs
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i’ve been microdosing meth
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i am part of the computer science department aka the school of hard socks
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i have never made a life choice
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i have a conspiracy that everyone is secretly trying to be friends with me!!! :) :) :) :) :) :0 :] :)
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this man discovered a SHOCKING medical secret. doctors HATE him! this is because he has killed several doctors