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The Rules of Baseball:

  1. Safety First
  2. Swing the bat hit the ball
  3. Don’t let them catch it!
  4. You run run run and then there’s home plate
  5. Just do your best out there
  6. Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks
  7. Three Strikes… You’re Out!!!