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note 572

2024.10.02

dude, did you just offer me a Corona? like, the beer whose name is part of the word coronavirus? no way, dude. keep your disease beer to yourself

note 570

2024.08.07

if you’re not with me you’re against me. and if you don’t love me you hate me. you HATE me!!!!!!!!

note 571

2024.08.07

didn’t you know, officer? it’s national speeding day

note 567

2024.08.06

we don’t need pop culture. we can get rid of it at this point

note 568

2024.08.06

the cement is rapidly solidifying around me. but that’s neither here nor there

note 569

2024.08.06

i think it would be a fun plot point if a few MLB players missed games because of jury duty each season

note 566

2024.07.28

would you like to join my malign list

note 565

2024.07.14

robbing peter to pay the pickled pepper

note 564

2024.06.28

you have NO intangibles, NO x-factor, and not even a LICK of je ne sais quoi!!!

note 562

2024.05.22

i once tried being green. it was trivial for me

note 563

2024.05.22

well if it’s not important, then why do i think about it so much? checkmate

note 561

2024.04.16

me and my boys just posted up in the most nutrient dense part of the substrate

note 559

2024.04.12

P.T. Barnum [suddenly getting sentimental]: a sucker dies every minute

note 560

2024.04.12

why would i check my spam folder for your message. did you send me spam?

note 557

2024.03.23

my hindsight is 20/80. what the hell happened, man

note 558

2024.03.23

being a cheerleader sounds like fun. smiling, dancing, waving around pom poms. what’s not to like

note 556

2024.03.19

sitting in my chair and waiting for the future

note 554

2024.03.06

just got a voucher that says i’m not traffic

note 555

2024.03.06

latest gen smart phones are microwave safe

note 553

2024.02.15

my bad habit is i involuntarily smile when people tell me bad news from their lives. like i’m so sorry for you but i’m so happy that you told me <3