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note 559

2024.04.12

P.T. Barnum [suddenly getting sentimental]: a sucker dies every minute

note 560

2024.04.12

why would i check my spam folder for your message. did you send me spam?

note 557

2024.03.23

my hindsight is 20/80. what the hell happened, man

note 558

2024.03.23

being a cheerleader sounds like fun. smiling, dancing, waving around pom poms. what’s not to like

note 556

2024.03.19

sitting in my chair and waiting for the future

note 554

2024.03.06

just got a voucher that says i’m not traffic

note 555

2024.03.06

latest gen smart phones are microwave safe

note 553

2024.02.15

my bad habit is i involuntarily smile when people tell me bad news from their lives. like i’m so sorry for you but i’m so happy that you told me <3

note 552

2024.02.02

i hate culprits

note 551

2024.01.31

get ready for Torment February

note 550

2024.01.11

663: for when 663 is enough

note 549

2024.01.03

i think the new hip trend for teens will be saying chinese phrases & mocking people who can’t pronounce them well

note 548

2024.01.02

Lake “Wobegon” is wildly overhyped if you ask me

note 547

2023.12.31

see you later this year… NOT!!!

note 546

2023.12.03

board game with no rules just cool cryptic art

note 545

2023.11.26

612: for when 611 isn’t enough

note 544

2023.11.16

Hey guys, it’s me, The Virtuous Rapper, and today I’m going to be rapping about compassion and humility.

note 543

2023.11.06

does anyone know a good starter bank for someone who is just getting into heisting

note 542

2023.11.05

orpheic thinking works

note 541

2023.09.26

you better watch out bitch. i just got +1/+1 and trample until end of turn