notes

note 595

some new AO3 tags:

• light turmoil
• preening
• undue ends
• dead horse don’t beat

note 594

i must scream, and fortunately i have a mouth :)

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

note 593

[gesturing dismissively at the horizon] that’s a coworker sunset

note 592

i think fart smellas get a bad rap

note 591

me and the boys are gonna buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo later. you in?

note 590

i can eat a leaf faster than a bug, but i probably wouldn’t get as much out of it.

note 589

i’ve seen the whole internet. ok not the whole thing but most of it. i’ve seen ebay

note 588

the facts pay mere lip service to your feelings

note 587

😏 it’s a marathon, not a sprint. [failing way worse than i expected] it’s an ultramarathon not a marathon

note 586

…to wiggle the key a little when you press it. you’re skeptical of course but you nod and walk back down the hall. but when you take a right, the third door doesn’t have a keypad or a piece of paper anymore. it was a right and the third door, wasn’t it? so you backtrack… [3/18]

note 585

if you’re gonna do an april fool’s prank, it has to be before about 2. after that point everyone’s pretty much over it

note 584

cimation is when population increases by 10%

note 583

i didn’t quality for the cope world championships. but getting in is kind of a crapshoot anyway

note 582

come on. this road cannot be THAT bad. it’s even paved with good intentions!

note 581

i’m not sayin i lack self-confidence… but i could use the adulation of hundreds of sprout moles every now and again

note 580

the strongest evidence for god’s existence is when my favorite team wins a football game. and the strongest evidence for His nonexistence is when they lose

note 579

is your refrigerator running, or are you just happy to see me?

note 578

indie album tracklist:

1. no story
2. who is it
3. EMPTYFUTURE
4. your love has certain consequences
5. Glow Stick (feat. MUNA)
6. eiffel tower
7. want
8. we met in october
9. your friends
10. INFINITEPAST
11. everyday
12. carsick (3am)

note 577

girl, your a treasure. i’m going to add you to my hoard

note 576

can’t believe eve gave up the garden of eden for an apple. if it was me they would’ve needed something way tastier, like maybe a pizza