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note 256

2021.02.18

need to make some more real life friends to boost my follower count

note 257

2021.02.18

when i was 8 i sat down at the computer, selected the lightning bolt page border style, and thought “i am going to write a novel in the SECOND person”

note 258

2021.02.18

need to make some more real life friends to boost my follower count

note 255

2021.02.17

creating a new Easter mascot that’s a big egg with eyes. his name is Martin Egg

note 254

2021.02.14

happy pi minus one day

note 253

2021.02.12

if a tree falls in a forest and no one observes it, it exhibits quantum interference on its way to the ground

note 252

2021.02.10

power is not only a fantasy

note 251

2021.02.09

as it turns out, doing an unboxing livestream costs a lot of money

note 249

2021.02.07

the past tense of wake is wook

note 250

2021.02.07

the two biggest cities in Missouri are both on its borders. basically the closest you can get to not being in Missouri. and can you blame them

note 248

2021.02.04

twitter’s new policy to improve engagement: after 24 hours without visiting the site your account has a 1% chance of being permanently deleted

note 247

2021.02.02

games would make more money if they included megatransactions instead

note 246

2021.02.01

The Old English alphabet included the letters thorn (þ), eth (ð), wynn (ƿ), yogh (ȝ), and ash (æ). In the last thousand years we have only gotten rid of the letters with the coolest names. When will this backslide stop

note 245

2021.01.29

in golf, your score gets worse every time you take a stroke. this is the game subtly reminding you that it was a mistake to play golf in the first place

note 244

2021.01.28

i get out of bed spry and cheery every day, ready to go out and improve some Health Outcomes

note 243

2021.01.26

when i verify online that i’m over 18, it’s true now, but it still feels like a lie

note 242

2021.01.25

i need some good friends… like, friends that will do anything for you… like, the kind of friends that will lie in court for you… like, even if it’s morally questionable, they will perjure themselves for you… i need this kind of friend by the 11th

note 241

2021.01.18

(me, living in doha, qatar) “man, this place is awesome! i love all the GDP/capita!”

note 240

2021.01.13

bolted my mouse upside down to the desk and now i just move the mousepad on top of it

note 239

2021.01.10

a post-hocracy is when you do whatever you want and afterward decide what form of government it was