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2021.04.26

pentagons. i fucking knew it https://t.co/5vpjrUm3L5

note 277

2021.04.25

Carnegie Mellon University is named after Andrew Carnegie and Andrew Mellon. seems like they should have named it Andrew University

note 276

2021.04.22

i’m a gnelf you’ve been gnelfed

note 275

2021.04.18

going to get vaccinated and not move my arm around at all afterwards. who can stop me

note 274

2021.04.12

new olympic race: there is no finish line. if you get lapped, you’re out of the race. last one standing wins

note 273

2021.04.11

a good question to ask on a first date is “describe your utility function in three sentences or less.” this helps you see if you are compatible without getting bogged down in the details

note 272

2021.04.09

easiest way to activate my fight or flight response is to get a call and your ringtone is the same sound effect as my morning alarm. I Am Not Asleep, and I Must Wake Up

note 271

2021.04.03

winning a gaming match is pretty passion fruit orange and guava, if you ask me

note 270

2021.04.02

every section of a newspaper is the gossip section

note 269

2021.03.29

never consume, it makes cons out of u and me

note 268

2021.03.21

the only norm is no norms

note 267

2021.03.19

dude how many senators do u think floss

note 266

2021.03.11

how do they slaughter eggs without cracking the shells

note 265

2021.03.10

You’ve degraded yourself, and poisoned the discourse :)

note 264

2021.03.06

lettuce rhymes with Kentucky

note 263

2021.03.03

the US is the only country with .gov domains, so really all the other governments are fakes

note 262

2021.03.01

in the uk they call it Goghurt

note 261

2021.02.28

my acceptance speech: “this recognition is great, but something more important needs to be recognized. they call this award show the Golden Globes, but the globe in today’s world is Not golden. together, we can change that”

note 260

2021.02.22

USDC is going to spike any day now

note 259

2021.02.21

a baker’s dozen is 13, but a faker’s dozen is 11