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if you read the first letter of every question on the SAT, it spells out a riddle, and if you get the riddle right they give you a full ride to Harvard immediately
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ppl really out here in 2021 writing songs that don’t rhyme 😂🤣
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can the mods of /r/thanksobama reopen the sub? i just thought of a good one
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i’m writing a new thinkpiece. it’s like the 95 Theses but for capitalism
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iif your city’s sports teams lose enough games, it gets renamed to Bitchtown until they start winning again
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if i had a time machine, i would go to 2013 and slow-motion tackle my earlier self in the moments just before posting cringe
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the US Bureau of Indian Affairs has found a loophole in their treaties where, instead of returning actual land rights, they return an NFT of the land rights instead
note 294
seeing 1 spider: chill, go get em champ. seeing 2 spiders: who are you and what do you want from me
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what do fish need bones for. theyre in water. just like, flop around
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i recorded the Super Bowl because i was busy that day. going to watch it now and see who won
note 291
can i get one of those big covers they drape on you when you get a haircut, but as street wear
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off-by-one errors in programming are cliché. i would only be off by three or more, if i made such an error
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when i play “She loves me, she loves me not”, i always make sure to pick a flower with an odd number of petals. this is what i call “gaming the system”
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happy hour is cool but can we maybe make the happiness a bit longer
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cream could have been labeled ‘35% milk’
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i have gamified remembering my schedule by turning my calendar into a sporcle quiz
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(me, after naming my kid Damien Jr) “please, Damien is my son. you can call me Mr. Snyder”
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the army could save a lot of money if they stopped buying so many tanks and guns
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we always call them “t-r-e-a-t”s in my household, unless we don’t want the dog to understand, then we call them treats
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one of my hobbies is buying ice cream from the grocery store